"If you pick it up, it won't pile up."
And yes, that is the full & mighty extent of my 500th post. Y'all need to stick around for post 1000 for something really good.
And, GO GATORS! Surely you know this is Homecoming weekend?! They always put on a good party for the alums who show up, especially ones who are celebrating big anniversaries - like me, Number 20! Twenty! 2-0. How can I have been out of college for 20 years? But it seems like just yesterday I was walking into Simpson Hall for the first time.